Lots of accounts have more followers, but none have *better* followers than mine. You folks are routinely the funniest, silliest and most generous, and I appreciate you putting up with me. I mean, I could do without all the dad jokes, but still. God bless you all, and good night.

Just got word that my sister in law's symptoms were mistaken for a stroke, and while she does have a health issue, it's not nearly as severe, thank goodness. Again, to all you wonderful folks who offered prayer and words of encouragement, Mr. Mason and I are truly grateful.

Friends, might I ask for your prayers? My dear sister-in-law is being rushed to the hospital, she appears to have had a stroke. She's a loving, generous and gracious woman and we love her so. I know she would appreciate your prayers, as would Mr. Mason and I. Thanks ever so much.

Everybody shut up a minute it's 7 a.m. and I'm doing fractions

I'm way too happy about getting this roll of Saran Wrap started on the first try.